Street-Smart English® – The Fun, Fast & Slightly Inappropriate Survival Guide for ESL Learners

 

 

Street-Smart English® – The Fun, Fast & Slightly Inappropriate Survival Guide for ESL Learners

⚠️ Fluent in school English? Great. Now learn the English people actually speak.

Street-Smart English® Street-Smart English® is the eBook every ESL learner wishes they had before texting their crush, meeting their American in-laws, or telling their boss they were “horny” instead of cold. 😬

Learn the slang, sarcasm, flirting, texting, and taboo traps your English teacher never warned you about — all for just R$9,90.

📘 Inside This Hilarious & Helpful Guide:

  • What “no cap” actually means (spoiler: it’s not about hats)
  • How to flirt without sounding creepy
  • Why “you tried” is not a compliment
  • The emoji and acronym codes used by native speakers
  • What not to say at work, on a date, or near anyone’s grandma

😱 Real Mistakes. Real Laughs. Real Survival.

This isn’t just a slang dictionary. It’s your street-smart toolkit for:

  • 🚫 Avoiding awkward (and sometimes dirty) misunderstandings
  • 🔥 Understanding sarcasm, tone, and soft insults like “bless your heart”
  • 💘 Flirting and texting with style — without getting canceled
  • 🤬 Swearing the right way (and knowing when not to)
  • 👻 Reading between the lines in DMs, group chats, and voice notes

🧠 Who This eBook Is For:

  • ESL learners who speak correctly but still get confused
  • People moving abroad or working with native speakers
  • Flirters, texters, and curious travelers
  • Anyone who’s ever been laughed at for saying “I did her” when they meant “I helped her” 🙈

💬 Sample Chapters:

  • “Lost in Translation – Slang That Sounds Dirty (But Isn’t)”
  • “What the @$%! – Cursing, Swearing & When It’s (Not) Okay”
  • “English for Flirting – Complimenting Without Creeping People Out”
  • “Talking Trash (Nicely): How to Insult Without Getting Punched”
  • “The Roast & Recovery Guide – Handle Jokes Like a Native”

⭐ What Readers Are Saying:

“I finally understand what people are saying online. I laughed so much I forgot I was studying.” — Julia G.
“Now I flirt without sounding like a robot. Best R$9,90 I’ve spent.” — Thiago L.
“Why didn’t anyone teach English like this before?!” — Camila R.

🎁 Your One-Time Purchase Includes:

  • ✔️ Instant access to the complete PDF (read on any device)
  • ✔️ All 12 full-color illustrated chapters + bonus
  • ✔️ Lifetime access (and laughs)
  • ✔️ Only R$9,90 — no subscriptions, no tricks

🧠 Why Street-Smart English® Is More Than Just a Language Guide

Learning English isn’t just about grammar and vocabulary — it’s about fitting in, connecting, and feeling confident in real situations. Whether you’re talking to coworkers, making new friends, or flirting on WhatsApp, speaking “textbook English” often isn’t enough.

That’s where Street-Smart English® comes in.

This isn’t a boring academic manual. It’s your cheat code to understanding jokes, sarcasm, slang, and the kind of modern communication that native speakers use every day — from awkward emojis to savage comebacks. You’ll laugh, cringe, and most importantly… you’ll finally get it.

Instead of feeling nervous, you’ll know how to respond.
Instead of sounding stiff, you’ll sound fun, smart, and bold.
And if you do mess up? You’ll know how to recover like a pro — with humor and confidence.

No more confusion. No more embarrassment.
Just real English, made simple (and a little inappropriate… in the best way).

👉 For only R$9,90 (BRL), it’s the most fun investment you’ll ever make in your English.

👉 Ready to stop sounding like a textbook?

Yes! I Want to Speak Street-Smart English®

About the Author

Bob Fanani is the writer behind Street-Smart English®. His background in ESL, comedy writing, and cultural coaching makes him your hilarious guide to mastering modern English with confidence (and zero shame).

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